Vital Signs and Vibes

Where science meets ritual, and scrubs meet sass. This is the official merch hub for The Code Team and The Ritual Nurse Podcast—designed for nurses, NPs, students, and healers who are done pretending they’re fine. From burnout-busting mantras to crystal-charged coffee slogans, our gear reminds you that your power is real, your nervous system deserves peace, and your charting face deserves a sticker.

Made for the nurse who knows how to defibrillate a soul and still laugh about it later. Shop the vibe. Protect your peace. Nurse like a legend.

The Code Team and The Ritual Nurse

Attitude & Aesthetics

For the emotionally exhausted, spiritually aware, and fashionably unbothered.

The Attitude & Aesthetics Collection is where style meets sarcasm and healing meets high-key rebellion. These pieces were made to turn heads, start conversations, and serve looks—whether you’re a nurse, a nerd, or a nocturnal spellcaster.

Featuring bold, expressive designs from The Ritual Nurse, and The Code Team, this collection spans everything from t-shirts to totes, water bottles to stickers, and all the fiercely fabulous gear in between.

If you're looking for a little personality with your practicality—and a whole lot of ✨unbothered main character energy✨—start here. It’s the aesthetic revolution your soul’s been waiting for.

No gatekeeping. No gaslighting. Just gorgeously loud truth.

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